Internet joke: Fw: Banking

From my cousin on Long Island, in its entirety (scroll down) ...

> Subject: Fw: Banking
>
>> The old Native American wanted a loan for $500.00
> The banker pulled out? the loan application, "What are
> you going to do
> with
> the money?"
>
> "Make jewelery and sell it," was the response.
>
> "What have you got for collateral?
> "Don't know collateral."
>
> "Well that's something of value that would cover
> the cost of the loan.
>
> "Have you got any vehicles?"
>
> "Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup."
>
> The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?"
>
> "Yes, I have a horse."
>
> "How old is it?"
>
> "Don't know, has no teeth."
>
> Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan.
>
> Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He
> pulled out a
> roll of bills, "Here to pay." he said. He then
> handed the banker the money to
> pay his loan off.
>
> "What are you going to do with the rest of that
> money?"
>
> "Put in tepee."
>
> "Why don't you deposit it in my bank," he
> asked.
>
> "Don't know deposit."
>
> "You put the money in our bank and we take care of it
> for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw
> it."
>
> The old Indian leaned across the desk, "What you got
> for collateral?"
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